Friday, December 26, 2008
The Nudgerama Runs Wild
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The Race For Top Nudge Continues
Nudgette in Training, CC Fontana
With 8 Bowl games already played, the race to be "TOP NUDGE" is really starting to heat up. There's been some movement with our very own NFL expert Angry-G coming out of no where to move into 3rd place. Bow Hunter is still commanding a very large lead and talking a lot of smack to all the other contestants! Things are really starting to get heated. So here are the standings after The Central Michigan Chippewas meltdown loss to the lowly Owls of Florida Atlantic. All NudgeFans still hold out hope, there's a lot of football left.
1st Place- Crazy Ass Bow Hunter (+1500 Points)
1st Place- Crazy Ass Bow Hunter (+1500 Points)
When not asked for comment, Bow Hunter couldn't contain himself, he kept saying "I'm rich, I'm rich. I'm gonna be spending all of your money. You guys don't know anything about college football, you have to listen to the man, yea!"
2nd Place- MikeyLove (+400 points)
Quote directly from Mikey-Love's mouth "I've never been second in anything, and I am definitely hetero, so stop with all the questions and references."
3rd Place- Resident Nudge NFL Expert Angry-G (+300 Angry Points)
3rd Place- Resident Nudge NFL Expert Angry-G (+300 Angry Points)
Angry-G broke off from complaining about everything under the Sun to drop this little nugget of wisdom: "Bro, I don't care anymore, I'm just pulling for that Bow Hunter to lose. That's it kid, just want him to lose,
a-right Jerk-Off."
Tied for 5th Place- The Nudge (+200 points)
Tied for 5th Place- The Nudge (+200 points)
We got a term to call people who are in fifth place, "Disgracia, Capisce"
Tied for Fifth Place- C-Nut (+200 points)
Direct quote from C-Nut:" Rich Rod for president. If he fails, then its because we didn't fit his scheme. C-Nut out."
6th Place- Mr. Awesome (-300 points)
Mr. Awesome had this to say "What the ---- is The Nudge Bowl. Where's the beer asshole?"
7th Place- AnalSeczter (-600 points)
AnalSeczter hopes FSU waxes Wiscy like he waxes the back of his neck.
Nudgette Kate Beckinsale loves her some Nudgerama
The race continues. Going into December 29th's picks.
Papajohns.com Bowl: Birmingham,Ala. Rutgers -6 1/2 NC State
The Nudge: NCS 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Rutgers 2* -200
Angry-G: Rutgers 5* -500
C-Nut: Rutgers 3* -300
Bow Hunter: Rutger 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Rutgers 1* -100
AnalSeczter: Rutgers 3* -300
Valero Alamo Bowl: San Antone, TX. Mizzo -13 1/2 Northwestern
The Nudge: Mizoo 5* -500
Mikey-Love: Mizoo 5* -500
Angry-G: Mizoo 3* -300
Bow Hunter: Mizoo 3* -300
C-Nut: Mizoo 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Northwestern 2* +200
AnlSeczter: Mizoo 3* -300
Nudgette CC Fontana
Roady Humanitarian Bowl: Boise, ID. Nevada -1 Mary-Land
The Nudge: Mary 1* +100
Mikey Love: Mary 2* +200
Angry-G: Mary 5* +500
C-Nut: Mary 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Nevada 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Mary 3* +300
AnalSeczter: Nevada 3* -300
The Nudge: Mary 1* +100
Mikey Love: Mary 2* +200
Angry-G: Mary 5* +500
C-Nut: Mary 2* +200
Bow Hunter: Nevada 5* -500
Mr. Awesome: Mary 3* +300
AnalSeczter: Nevada 3* -300
Texas Bowl, How-Stun TX. Rice -3 Western Michigan
The Nudge: Rice 3* +300
Mikey-Love: Rice 2* +200
Angry-G: W.Mich 3* -300
C-Nut:Rice 2* +200
Bow Hunter:W. Mich. 4* -400
Mr. Awesome: Rice 2* +200
AnalSeczter: Rice 3* +300
Pacific Life Holiday Bowl, San Diego, CA. Oklahoma State -3 1/2 Oregon
The Nudge: Oregon 3 +300
Mikey-Love: Oregon 3 +300
Angry-G: Oklah St. 5 -500
C-Nut:Oklah St. 4 -400
Bow Hunter: Oklah St. 5 -500
Mr. Awesome: Oregon 3 +300
AnalSeczter: Oklah St. 3 +300
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl, Fort Worth, TX. Houston -2 1/2 Air Force
The Nudge: Houston 5* +500
Mikey-Love: Houston 2 +200
Angry-G: Houston 2 +200
C-Nut: Houston 2 +200
Bow Hunter: Air Force 3 -300
Mr. Awesome: Houston 5 +500
AnalSeczter: Houston 3 +300
Party at AnalSeczter's Crib, What?
Brut Sun Bowl, El Paso, TX. Oregon St. -3 Pitt
The Nudge: Pitt 2
Mikey-Love:Pitt 2
Angry-G:Pitt 3
C-Nut: Pitt 2
Bow Hunter: Oregon State 4 PUSH 4 ALL
Mr. Awesome: Oregon State 3
AnalSeczter: Oregon State 3
Gaylord Hotels Bowl, Nashville, TN. Boston College -4 Vanderbilt
The Nudge: BC 5 -500
Mikey-Love: Vandy 2 +200
Angry-G: Vandy 4 +400
C-Nut: Vandy 2 +200
Bow Hunter: BC 4 -400
Mr. Awesome: Vandy 2 +200
AnalSeczter: BC 3 -300
Insight Bowl, Tempe AZ. Kansas -10 1/2 Minnesota
The Nudge: Kan 5 +500
Mikey-Love:Kan 2 +200
Angry-G: Kan 2 +200
C-Nut: Minn 2 -200
Bow Hunter: Kan 3 +300
Mr. Awesome: Kan 1 +100
AnalSeczter: Kan 3 +300
Nudgette Pageant failure finds new cup holding device
Chick-Fil-A Bowl, Atlanta, Gawgia. GawgiaTech -3 1/2 LSU
The Nudge: LSU 2 +200
Mikey-Love: Tech -
Angry-G: LSU 5 +500
C-Nut: LSU 3 +300
Bow Hunter: LSU 3 +300
Mr. Awesome: Tech 3 -300
AnalSeczter: Tech 3 -300
Mikey-Love: Tech -
Angry-G: LSU 5 +500
C-Nut: LSU 3 +300
Bow Hunter: LSU 3 +300
Mr. Awesome: Tech 3 -300
AnalSeczter: Tech 3 -300
Let's end this off with a little CC Fontana
See ya Amigos
The Nudge Staff
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