Tuesday, January 06, 2009
This is the End
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Kicking the tunes Old School at Mikey-Love's Crib with only two Bowl Games left in the Nudgerama Bowl Extraveganza
With just two Bowl Games left, The GMAC Bowl and The National Championship, it's still anyone's guess at who will be crowned "Top Nudge."
This is the reason the games are played and spreads are made. There's been a see-saw effect at the top with major point swings for Bow Hunter, Mr. Awesome, The Nudge and Angry-G. Staying at the top the entire time has been Mikey-Love, and staying in the cellar throughout has been AnalSeczter. Our very own NFL Draft Guru C-Nut hasn't been able to crack a thousand points throughout this thing, but in the other college football bowl pick-ems, C-Nut is destroying The Nudge.
So this is what the end looks like?
With Two games left, the standings are:
1st Place- The Nudge (1900 Points)
Representing The Nudge is Amanda Marcum.
2nd Place- Bow Hunter +1500 Points
As attractive to Bow Hunter as any Nudgette could ever be, a fine feathered friend.
3rd Place- Mikey-Love +1300 Points
Mikey- Love dreams him up some Miranda Kerr and a Nudgerama Victory.4th Place- Mr. Awesome +1000 Points
Mr. Awesome lights up the Nudgerama, Sexy Time, Very Nice!
5th Place- Angry-G- +600 Points
The only thing to put a smile on Angry-G's face is winning some cabbage or Eliza Dushku.
6th Place- NFL Draft Guru C-Nut +200 Points
C-Nut bringing up the rear in this thing.
C-Nut bringing up the rear in this thing.
7th Place- and far from being able to win- AnalSeczter -2100 Points
A little consolation prize for earning last place by a mile.
A little consolation prize for earning last place by a mile.
GMAC Bowl, Mobile, Alabama: Ball State giving 2 1/2 to Tulsa:
The Nudge: Tulsa 5*
Mikey-Love: Ball State 2*
Angry-G: Ball State 5*
C-Nut: Tulsa 3*
Bow Hunter: Tulsa 3*
Mr. Awesome: Tulsa 3*
AnalSeczter: Ball State 3*
National Championship, Orange Bowl, FL: Florida giving 3 1/2 Oklahoma
The Nudge: Gators 5*
Mikey-Love: Gators 2*
Angry-G: Gators 5*
C-Nut: Oklahoma 2*
Bow Hunter: Gators 5*
Mr. Awesome: Gators 5*
AnalSeczter: Gators 5*
So here's how the scenario's work out:
Tulsa Covers, Gators Cover, then Nudge wins.
Ball State Covers, Gators Cover, then Nudge wins
Tulsa covers, Oklahoma covers, then Nudge wins
Ball State covers, Oklahoma covers, then Mikey-Love wins
Good Luck to all, and it was a great time. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves! Nudge-Out!
The Nudge Staff
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