My Guitar Hero

While most people are watching the stock market and Bill O Reilly on the tube, I'm glued to the screen 6:30pm every night to everyone's fav paparazzi show TMZ. Now, usually it's just fillers like Shia LeBeouf running around like a dog without a leash or a would you bang Donatella Versace or a leather purse text poll. But yesterday my heart nearly stopped when it was announced that Megan Fox had announced that she called off her wedding with that white guy who tried to rap on 90210. Now although the dude has big time game I mean his rap sheet is impressive, but Megan is the mo st sort after girl in Hollywood. Every time you mention her name, "Isn't she with that tool?" would be the next thing any one said. Well now she's single and every girl thinks that they have a chance. At first I was like O.K. riiiiiiight, but now I see she plays Guitar Hero with random every day Joe Schmo's. I love her even more now. Not to mention for some reason she has low self esteem, she even thinks shes a doppelganger, which I had to look up on Webster's Online (thought it was a sex fetish in Germany) for Allan Alder in Mash. This is a double bonus because not only does she not think shes as hot as she is, she knows old school sitcoms. Well we can only sit back and see from here. As for me I'm on my way to go by Guitar Hero.

That's What She Said,

Mike Love

The Nudge Staff

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